The upcoming Olympics in the future caliphate of Paris are not until this summer, but already US diver Saylor Hawkins has won gold (as in a golden ticket to serve us virile Muslim men) with the high definition ass diving compilation in the video above.

After carefully reviewing Saylor’s strong hindquarters… Her bulbous bare booty cheeks bouncing as she performs her aerial feats in these thong swimsuits… It is clear that she is an extremely plowable piece of farming equipment… As in she is capable of pulling the plow with her powerful posterior during the day, and then getting plowed by an enormous Muslim meat scud by night.

And while Saylor is a bit of a “butterface”, it is nothing three fig sacks could not fix… Two for Saylor’s head and one for her Muslim master just in case both of hers fall off.